RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

*Her blade gets stuck & it wraps its arms around her.*
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*All of the mines explode when her heel brushes one. The birds are killed, but she's disorientated & bleeding.*

*Letting out another shriek, she squirms trying to get free from the monster and get her sword from being stuck.*

"Bloody things were stronger than I thought" Kyoujni stumbles a bit and shakes her head, trying to focus again.
She tenses, raising her reiatsu to compensate for the pain of her injuries and any handicaps they may have put on her physical ability, and began sprinting off down the Dangai towards the Soul Society.

*The monster explodes, leaving her lying wounded inside the Dangai.*
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*As she runs, she hears a loud noise & sees a light shine over her.*

She looked behind her, "That must be the cleaner.... uh...oh..."

She turned and began sonido'ing as fast as she could without straining her injuries, "Yeah! It just HAS to come along NOW instead of then!"

"Owie..."

*Struggling Taiyo stands up and sheaths her sword and continues on.*

"I'm not trying to rape you, unless you're into that sort of thing."

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"Fuck you."

"Only if you agree to wear a paper bag over your head. And don't take any of your clothes off. And stay 10 feet away from me at all times. And put on some deodorent. Also, make that earlier bag plastic."

*He stops at the wall of the Squad 2 barracks.*
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*As she's running, more birds form & start laying down mines in front of her.*
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*A light washes over Taiyo.*
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L"That makes no sense."

"Fuck you all" Kyoujin points and fires a very large cero down the Dangai, blowing up all of the mines and birds that it makes contact with before she starts running again.

*Taiyo shields her eyes with her arm.*

"Now what?"

Noctis shrugs, barely remembering what the hell was going on in the first place.

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"I said fuck you, not fuck me."

"No one cares about your yeast infection. They aren't attacking, but we couldn't discern how Squad 2 detects intruders to disable it. That likely means that the Captain is waiting for us. Don't do anything useless."
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*She hears a rushing noise quickly approaching behind her.*
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*As the monsters are unable to stall her long enough, Kyojin eventually exits the Senkaimon in one piece. What she sees is a deserted corner of the Seireitei, pockmarked with ash-filled craters. The buildings are all empty, roofless shelves, & the structure containing the Senkaimon behind her is broken apart so that it's just a tear in space slowly expanding outwards in all directions. Trails of bloodstains fork down various paths. In the distance beyond these paths, a few explosions still ring out now & again. What looks like an enormous sword with a simple Hollow impaled on the end flies past her, impaling it on the ground. Before the Hollow has even finished evaporating, the blade seems to have suddenly vanished. A line of buildings fall down from the direction it came from.*
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E"We did say we were going to introduce her to the others."

L"I don't want to meet your sleezy lesbian bondage club friends."

E"Shut up, Lilith."

*She turns around sword drawn ready to either attack or dodge.*

Noctis shrugged, "That we did, then things kind of deteriorated, in all honesty I forgot about them entirely last night." Noct said looking over at Euryale.

*She sees what looks like a giant train made of the goop of the Precipice World rushing towards her far faster than she can run.*
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*The wall suddenly caves in as a missile rushes towards them. It explodes not far in front of them, hurling them away. Soi Fon, now in Shikai, appears behind them. Instead of attacking with it, she fires a wide arc of yellow energy at their backs.*
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"Yeah, I kind of forgot too. But I have no idea what else to do. And I think they'd be kind of mad if we were hiding this from them."

*She turns around sheathing her sword and takes off running.*

[Not working, not working, not working!]

*She tries to flashstep the hell out of there.*

"Seems like I underestimated Barragan's bum bud-" Kyoujin ducked and widened her eyes when the sword flew past, before looking in the direction it came from, "Oi! Who's there?"

Kite: <So now what, do we go in and fight the monsters or...?>

Noct sighed, "I guess you're right. Do you want to call them here? I don't really feel like walking over to the usual spot."

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Mortal flies back from the explosion, and regains her focus in midair. While still in the air she extends her hand towards the sky, while releasing her Reserecion, causing a large dragon paw to catch her mid flight. The paw also serves to shield Mortal from the energy blast. "Well, looks like we meet again..." Mortal said, looking back towards Soi Fon.

*Senthose lands lightly, regenerating his arm.*

"This is stupid. You know you can't kill us."

<Only one way to find out.>

*She rockets towards Mortal, stabbing at her with her Shikai.*
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*No one answers.*
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"I think so. It seems like the traps are designed to stall us until the Cleaner shows up. They probably won't be enough, if we're smart about it."
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"I only have Asmodeus's number, which she keeps sneaking into my underwear like a dollar bill, & somehow I doubt she'll be very helpful."
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*She's still not fast enough, & the Cleaner quickly gains on her.*

Noct smiled, "Don't say that, now Lilith really will think we're in some lesbian club." With that, Noct stood and cracked a few joints, "Guess that means we're going to have to head on over."

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Mortal blocks the stab with her Duras Escalas. "What the hell, why are you attacking me? He was the one saying you were incapable of killing us."

[What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?! I don't want to die... Again!]

*She turns around and holds out her hands.*

"Sprinkled on the bones of the beast! Sharp tower, red crystal, steel ring. Move and become the wind, stop and become the calm. The sound of warring spears fills the empty castle!"

*Yellow energy is gathered in her hands which is then fired at the sweeper.*

"Isn't it obvious? She can't kill me with that weapon because my poison outdoes her. But as long as she can wound you, you're done for. I also suspect you have an ally this time. Am I correct?"

*Soi Fon glares at him as he grins. Then she disappears, the area around them refilling with a dozen Soi Fon clones.*
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E"Excellent."

L"Hey, let me go! I don't want to! Nooooo!"

*Euryale had grabbed Lilith's arm & was dragging her to the door.*
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*As the Kido hits the train, she finds herself propelled out of the Senkaimon. She wakes up an unknown amount of time later in a city of craters & destroyed buildings. Also, she seems to have soiled herself.*

Kite: <Here we go, then.>

*Kite enters the Senkaimon.*

"...Creepy..." Kyoujin tilts her head before sonido'ing in the direction the sword came from, her muscles tensed and ready to dodge or block an attack at the last moment.

Kira followed, keeping a sharp eye out for any traps.... he stays behind Kite just in case...