Descent Into Madness

Cursing Kiken got out of the rubble to quietly looked around big eyed. How the fuck did this happen? Weren't they in a dungeon?!
- SHUT UP YER DICKLESS PANSY AND STAND STILL!
Kiken barked at the bewildered Kool-Aid man.
- Now, why are you running around pannicked in the middle of a corn field?

*He does not stop running.*

Kool-Aid<Without a wall to crash through, I can't go anywhere & my life force will start to fade!>
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*They eventually come across a pit full of trolls that stares at them awkwardly for a few seconds before running towards them, snapping their jaws.*

*Marie sets them all on fire from a safe distance*

*As with before, they are now lava trolls, spitting lava at them.*

*Marie teleports away, returning with a pool size amount of water to dump on the trolls*

Kiken thought a little the said to the Kool-Aid:
- Then crash through the rubble, you might find the way back into the dungeon.

*Kool-Aid stops & breathes a sigh.*

Kool-Aid<Okay...okay...I'll try. For the fate of the world!>

*With a mighty scream, he begins running at the pile of rubble at full speed. He takes a mighty leap & bounces off of a rock. He is cracked, & juice begins to spray out of him. He grabs his "wound."*

Kool-Aid<OH NO!>
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*This just cools them into Stone Trolls, & they begin punching at Marie, Seraph having turned around & ran in the other direction.*

<Fuck this bullshit!>

*Flies after Seraph*

Maybe it's because the possibillity of a treasure that Kiken quickly starts searching the rubble for something to use to patch up the Kool-Aid, which results in a roll of duct tape which is used as a bandage.
- There, how do you feel?
Kiken asked the Kool-Aid after finnishing the patching up.

OOC: I'm going to run this joke so far into the ground that it will come up on the other side of the planet.

Kool-Aid<OH YEAH!>
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*When they get back to the initial fork, Seraph takes the path on his left.*

*Following

OOC: Do it! I'm looking forward to reports from down under about it. XD

Kiken clasped her hands, put them to the cheek and with a really girly sparkling pose exclaimed "Wonderful! Now, where might the entrance to the dungeon be?" and since the Kool-Aid seemed to be back in health, started to look around to see if there might be some clue of where to go next.

Kool-Aid<I don't know! We could have wound up anywhere or anywhen! Without a wall to crash through, I can't get back easily! ...OH NO!>
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*They come to a square room with a giant Capri Sun pouch. In front of it are the 2 assholes on the [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] & also one with its head inside the mouth of a long, twisting French horn.*

Marie:<What happened to you poor fucks?>

After a bit, Kiken managed to find a trapdoor in what would have been the house's flooring. Opening it and judged it to be of interest since it seemed to actually lead somewhere.
- Come here! What do you think of this?
Kiken asked the Kool-Aid.

<THEY DID NOT RESPECT THE POUCH! RESPECT THE POUCH! RESPECT IT!>

*Meanwhile, the Rock Trolls come to bring up the rear.*
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*They promptly fall into a ball pit.*

Kool Aid<OH NO...OH WAIT...OH YEAH!>

*He starts tossing balls into the air, most of which wind up in his head.*

[1/2/2015 4:32:07 AM] Advent Snail: I think Attack on the Trolls is dead.
[1/2/2015 4:32:44 AM] Astarte C: Another thing I guess I'm partially responsible for.
[1/2/2015 4:33:10 AM] Advent Snail: I don't give a shit, I don't think I'm even going to try to bring it back.
[1/2/2015 4:33:38 AM] Advent Snail: Instead, I'll probably just Store it when I stop being lazy & tell people what the end boss of the 1st arc was going to be.
[1/2/2015 4:33:51 AM] Astarte C: Fair enough.
[1/2/2015 4:34:06 AM] Advent Snail: They were going to work their way to the bottom of that dungeon.
[1/2/2015 4:34:40 AM] Advent Snail: Where they found out that the essences of all of the elemental guards they'd been fighting were being collected to recreate what was separated to make them long ago.
[1/2/2015 4:34:52 AM] Advent Snail: The Destroyer who returns everything to the natural order.
[1/2/2015 4:34:55 AM] Advent Snail: Captain Planet.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

*They promptly fall into a ball pit.*

Kool Aid<OH NO...OH WAIT...OH YEAH!>

*He starts tossing balls into the air, most of which wind up in his head.*

Graciously Kiken avoided the balls, but while looking at the Kool Aid thought it was a good move to keep the duct tape.

RP's over, dude.

Oh well. I have the base for crazy RP characters in the future.