Said Script right before it outran him, dragged him behind a tree while he was still screaming and soiling himself, then fucking ate enough of him so that he'd die, but his family could still identify the tear stained, blood splashed face.
Script-Z
Posts : 11127 Join date : 2011-02-06 Age : 30 Location : California, USA
Said Script right before it outran him, dragged him behind a tree while he was still screaming and soiling himself, then fucking ate enough of him so that he'd die, but his family could still identify the tear stained, blood splashed face.
This brings back memories of the "kill the person above you" thread. Slightly disturbing, but entertaining nonetheless.
Loki
Posts : 2073 Join date : 2011-01-31 Location : Australia Quote : All is dust.
It isn't too common, no, but it HAS happened in the past.
So if you end up on the shit-list of life and a fucking grizzly bear thinks you've looked at him funny one too many times, good luck running away from something that can and will outrun you while screaming hysterically about a pool, a bear and statistics.
Neo Bahamut Unyielding Force of Thoroughbred Penis
Posts : 21487 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 32 Location : PA, The State of the Cow's Asshole
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Neo Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:37 am
Bears are cool. And I like koalas. Not too much the Tasmanian tigers....*shiver* Actually, I have to say that Penguins rule. They're the best, aside from cats.
Potterwatcher1997
Posts : 550 Join date : 2011-04-10 Age : 26 Location : H-town Quote : I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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