Canadia

It looks fake.

It is just lying sprawled out on the person's hand indifferently, it is too... symmetrical? I think?

But collectively I think Australia still wins at being deadly to everything and everybody.
Even the leaves explode.

Oh and I forgot, you'd have to wear some kind of glove while holding that thing. Whether the poison effects you or not it will hurt like a bitch when it bites.

Nothing South America doesn't have.

Tarantulas are sometimes kept as pets. And animals tend to be symmetrical.

Edit: And no, people who have them as pets don't tend to worry about getting bitten. You don't know much about spiders, do you?

Not when they are a spider sitting on somebody's hands.

Are those gloves made of fire?

I can guarantee you that the picture is not fake. The largest tarantula grows to about 10 centimeters.

Answer me these questions:

1. Why is the Tarantula so indifferent and dead looking, rather than being poised in the usual spider stance?

2. Why is the idiot not wearing any kind of gloves?

3. That "tarantula" is a lot bigger than 10cm, it is going across both palms and then some.

EDIT:

A pet spider will still bite you if it feels the need. If you somehow scare the shit out of it, most spiders reaction is to defend with the poisons and pains.

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1. Why is the Tarantula so indifferent and dead looking, rather than being poised in the usual spider stance?

It looks like a fucking spider.

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2. Why is the idiot not wearing any kind of gloves?

Look, I don't know why people own tarantulas in the first place, let's not go splitting hairs.

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3. That "tarantula" is a lot bigger than 10cm, it is going across both palms and then some.

My palms only measure about 8 1/2 centimeters across, including the thumbs. Also, leg span is different from length.

To you right, someone who thinks all spiders bite. Have you never held a tarantula? They're pretty fluffy. And symmetrical.

Anyway, regarding tarantulas:

Wikipedia wrote:

Most tarantulas are harmless to humans, and some species are popular in the exotic pet trade. All tarantulas are venomous, but only some species have venom that, while not known to have ever produced human fatalities, can produce extreme discomfort over a period of several days.

Its why they're hairy. Their hair flicking is better than their venom.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

A biased account, I am sure.

You're a very stubborn person.

This thread is a few months old.

Script-Z wrote:

This thread is a few months old.

Yes, but it's always best to do the following after reading a funny yet very old post.

1. Post, just to piss people off.
2. Say something that doesn't relate to the subject at ALL, to piss them off even more.
"Hey did you see that monkey on the news? Shit was weird, I think it was on also on animal planet.
3. Get a picture of an animal doing something weird. Or just a weird animal in general.

4. Make sure to say something relevant to one persons post on the FIRST page. Just to act like you care. But, make sure their post is just plain ... as to not upset the flow of your post.

Script-Z wrote:

Hey, you know if you die in Canadia you die in real life?

Fuckin' Really?
5. Make a rude hand sign at your moniter just to top things off.

That's hows wes does its.

Entranced wrote:

Fuckin' Really?

Ya rly! Fuckin' scary right?!

I shat some bricks.

Some?! I shat the great wall of china!

I shat the pyramids. Look out below.

I shat the international space station!

I shat the universe, also known as the big bang!

I shat the multiverse.

To go on is pointless, eventually it will just come down to.

"I shat everything".

I can foresee this shit. Or should I say "Shat".

I shat everything.

Come at me, bro!

I shat the man who shat everything.

I shat myself.

Then I shat a continuous loop of the man who shat everything.

I shat theism.